I had several blacks come by my secret screw shack today I forgot my girlfriend has an app where she can track me. They were inside passing me back and forth, bending me over, using my mouth like a blow toy etc. Suddenly I noticed she was looking through the window and I would have pretended that I was being assaulted but at that moment I was doing that Arsenio Hall arm thing and cheering them on. Such bad timing.
Corvallus