I remembered my highschool friend Corvallus and googled his name and found this site and I have a story to share.
In what was almost a twisted Zach Morris “Saved By The Bell” moment Corvallus once told our friend group that his cousin would be visiting our area and she was a really hot slutty senior from Tallahassee. He showed us a pic of a hot blonde and said she’d be at a house party he threw.
On the night of the party he said she got drunk and passed out immediately in the backroom but that she was really horney and said to send in any willing erections.
I walked in and saw long blond hair and a sparkly dress slumped over a pillow and when I went to mount her she pulled her skirt up and I went inside, pumped a few times and quickly ejaculated. Several other boys did the same.
I went to find Corvallus to tell him and couldn’t find him until later that night he came out of the same room wearing shorts and a tank top, looking shagged and fagged and fashed. I only later put it together that me and half our male friend group had banged Corvallus and not a hot cousin from up north.