CORVALLUS MOTHERTRUCKING WINSLOW!

Available now at your local truck stop or pickle park! Name the place and I’ll spread my ashe! Whether you’re driving a Kenworth or a Peterbilt or even a Volvo put me in the sleeper and you’ll see I’m a keeper! Put me in the back and split my crack! Must provide a few toots of trucker powder to ride this ride.

Southern Florida only, no loads refused!