small things like that arent even a serious issue. That must be a pun. String bikinis are very small things. Like wearing nothing!
Right that most people don’t even notice that either, cause you can hardly see it when it is a string bikini. It’s so small. What they do notice is a nearly naked girl, provocatively rubbing lotion on her bare b oo bs and n ipp ples.
However we are told that is entirely normal because it is the same thing as men rubbing lotion on their chest and because it’s on a BEACH it is OK! EXACTLY the same thing and it’s on a BEACH. See, there’s no argument! IT’s on a BEACH., A beach!