• 6 months ago

My buddy and I were drinking at Today at Bridlington Beach today when we saw a seal shit out its seal puppy. We chased the mother into the water, by kicking up sand and throwing stones at her and then we began pounding the puppy over the head with our beer bottles until they shattered.

I suppose we caused brain damage or something to the new born seal since it convulsed all over the place. When we left, the mother seal returned and tried to nurse her pup, but all it could do was spasm out of control rolling about and stiffener up LMFAO, welcome to the world you piece of shit.

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