I went to my first MAN meeting yesterday. MAN stands for Mothers Against Nakedness. They would not let me in. I said I am a man let me in. They said you are not a mother, you can’t come in. I said my name is on the f****** door. They still wouldn’t let me in. So I did the only thing I could. I took off all my clothes and became naked. They called the cops on me. I spent the night in jail with the naked man of my dreams. We had unbridled s** all night. In the morning my wife bailed me out. I could she was turned on. She put the make on me. I said I was too traumatized to do anything. I was impotent and besides I still need to clean the s*** off my p****. I can’t wait to go to my next MAN meeting.
