Corvallus here and today I experienced something every active Powerbottom power bottom will experience at least once in his life: a backsnatch blowout.
I had my sling setup in the greyhound bus bathroom and some little Mexican fucker was pumping my hole faster than I’m used to. Add to this that I ate some gas station sushi on the way and my stomach was feeling queasy.
Long story short I shot diarrhea all over his c***, pants and shirt.
He tried to make me reimburse him for a new shirt and pants but I told him The Corvallus Difference™ does NOT cover backsnatch blowouts and besides NO LOADS REFUSED is a two way street!
If I’m going to take your load of chulo crema you better be ready to take a load of diarrhea coming back at you!
I had to take my sling down and I’ll be out of commish until tomorrow afternoon. Sorry for any jizzlemen who I cancelled on today.
Simply,
CORVALLUS