AP NEWSFLASH — CLEVELAND (AP) - Police and EMS were called to the Cleveland Zoo Saturday night after reports of a man being mauled by a panda in one of

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CLEVELAND (AP) – Police and EMS were called to the Cleveland Zoo Saturday night after reports of a man being mauled by a panda in one of the zoo’s enclosures. Early reports indicated the man was in critical condition.

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