My local zoo recently obtained a panda from mainland China. I have tested the zoo security and it is remarkably lax. I am in the possession of a safe

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My local zoo recently obtained a panda from mainland China. I have tested the zoo security and it is remarkably lax. I am in the possession of a safe level of tranquilizers. The weather tonight is cool but precipitation-free.

I can’t wait to f*** that bear.

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Fortunately, I have a very delicate lock picking technique, then proceeds to blast a hole through the wall 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

-Optimus Prime.

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