Blackie… There was a an old saying…

do not pass go, do not collect $100, go directly to jail.

I once played Monopoly with a group of black people. It was not much fun. Here I was going around and around the board, and there they were… stagnant. They could barely all fit in that one little square in the corner of the board. Needless to say, I won.

I stopped playing Monopoly with black people and resorted to playing single player on Xbox. It was more fun.