🚨🚨GRAND OPENING🚨🚨

CORVALLUS WINSLOW’S latest venture, CORVALLUS’ DIRTY LAUNDRY, a 24 hour chic laundrymat with the hottest beats bumping over the loudspeakers around the clock and a beer wine bar to unwind while you wait for your clothes!

That’s right CORVALLUS is getting into the laundry game! Our motto is:

Bring Your Dirty Laundry, NO LOADS REFUSED!™

Located at 1360 SW 8th St, formerly Little Havana Laundry. There may or may not be a glory hole in stalls 5 and 6 of the men’s bathroom, we’ll never tell!

🏳️‍🌈 All customers welcome, mention the word JIZZLE for a free mini box of detergent or vial of Pig Sweat Poppers 🐖

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