i first experienced furry p*** while roller-skating down park ave. it had rained recently, and i lost control over an oil puddle i couldn’t see.
the blood streak was 50 feet long and i ended up paralyzed from the d*** down, but that’s something i only realized after the end of the story.
at the end of my slide was a hole that had been dug for repairs on a fiber-optic line which had been bent up out of the hole.
my a** was impaled directly onto the cable as 700tb of furry p*** was being sent from bill gates to your mom.
but it ended up in my prostate instead.
i came so hard
