Throwback to the time I didn’t stand up in class for the pledge of allegiance, and I forgot I sit next to the most fascist guy in the whole class (private Catholic school). I didn’t stand up because I was focused on something else and was completely tuning out the intercom. I had to pretend that I fell asleep during class because this a****** spread it around that I was purposefully not standing. I mean, if that idiot is the kind of idiot who’s hyper about supporting America, I’m not sure I want to live in this country.
