I met this guy who goes by the Niggeronian or “Niggeroni The Alabama Treat” on a local message board. I thought he was just joking about the burgers, insults and violence and I was h**** and so I met him. I see that he hangs out here too.
Sure enough I meet him at a rest area he says “Burger me, now” and puts his hand out.
I give him the burgers and he says “bend over, white b****”. I do as he says because he sounds angry.
He grabs my hips and slides his (average) c*** inside me then what happened next shocked me: he opens the wax paper on my back and begins eating that hamburger while f****** my a**.
He’s smacking his lips and saying things like “oooh that’s delicious” and “flame grilled” and “white booty and Bufords are some of my favorite things!” And “where’s my damn chocolate malt cheap cracker?”
He finished up the burger, crunched the wrapper up and threw it at the back of my head, belched really loud, then said “oh me oh my I do declare I’m gonna blow my damn load”
After he came he kept trying to fart on my face but kept doing silent but deadlies. Finally he ripped an audible fart and was all proud of himself and grinning ear to ear.
Then he grabbed my head and tried to fart another one and I heard the unmistakable sound of someone sharting violently.
“Those damn rotten burgers you gave me!” He screamed before running to his car, a Ford Pinto station wagon.
Niggeronian 2/10 he had good staying power and that’s about all.
