I’m trying intermittent fasting because Chris Pratt said it helps lose weight? Not sure why the fuck I’m listening to Chris Pratt, but I’m doing it

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I’m trying intermittent fasting because Chris Pratt said it helps lose weight? Not sure why the f*** I’m listening to Chris Pratt, but I’m doing it anyways, so the joke is on me
I’m hungry af

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I hate Linkedin and modern society. I want a job, you want an employee. Here’s what I can do. Will you hire me? Yes/no. It used to be that easy and it still should be like that. I hate all the b******* and extra steps attached to modern life.

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I just had my first ever, c** in mouth swallow bj…by a friend’s mom. Omg, I know now why every guy wants it. It’s the best feeling, ever! It happened the night of HS graduation. Not mine, I got two more years, but everybody else had gone to graduation. His mom, had already told me to drop by if I didn’t go..she had me a surprise. Did she ever. She saw my d*** out from when I’d slept over at their house. She, walked in on me in the shower. I knew she wanted it, just didn’t think it’d ever really happen. She said we gotta be smart, but my c** belongs to her now and she’ll take care of it for me. I def want more. I don’t have to worry about a husband, she’s divorced. So, looks like Keith(her son) and I will be hanging out a lot more now!