I peed all over the floor because I felt like it and then the floor smelled like pee so I blamed it on the puppy and my father hit it with his shoe :(

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I peed all over the floor because I felt like it and then the floor smelled like pee so I blamed it on the puppy and my father hit it with his shoe 🙁

Was in bed with my girlfriend, noticed skiddies on the sheets. Yup, smell test.

I was playing with my woody in the yard. Neighbor lady said only do that in your room after she watched me s***** off.