• 1 week ago

Corvallus got spitroasted and gangbanged the night of MTV’s 3rd annual Rock & Jock B-Ball Jam by Dan Cortese, Dan Marjerle, Jeff Ament, Jim Jackson, Duane Martin, Oliver Miller, David Charvet, Flavor Flav, Cliff Robinson, Vlade Divac and the Gorilla. Those last two left a lot of pubic hairs inside Corvallus’s mouth and backsnatch. Tiffani Amber-Thiessen sat in the corner freebasing crack rocks the whole time.

Future street corner preacher and NBA color commentator Mark Jackson said that we were a gathering of devils, but Rick Mahorn told him to shut the fuck up and creamed Mark’s cornhole.