A STORY OF HEARTBREAK: Clark Hallisey took my backcherry. He also goes by The Hallisonian and C&H Pure Cane Sugar (his cleos lounge name). I thought

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A STORY OF HEARTBREAK:

Clark Hallisey took my backcherry. He also goes by The Hallisonian and C&H Pure Cane Sugar (his cleos lounge name). I thought he loved me but he just wanted to get off. I felt used. Didn’t even care about my feelings just jackhammered popped his nut and then asked me to go buy him two Big Bufords with cheese (hold the onions). I did it. He also told me he’d take me to a gourmet dinner the following night at the hottest restaurant in town but of course didn’t return my calls. A week later he sent me an audio message, I have to admit I was excited when I started playing it. It was just him ripping a really loud fart and then saying “there’s your gourmet meal, eat that!”

—CORVALLUS BRONSON WINSLOW

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Some OKLAHOMA and TEXAS comparisons.
Medicaid Oklahoma-available for those who financially qualify. Kids,no kids,disability or none. Age extented due to state question passing. 19-64. Sign up,pick your plan at same time you pick your provider. Get your card. Your done.

TEXAS-medicaid only available for children and disabled.partial coverage for adults with children. Sign up,get your card,call a separate number to pick your plan, pick your clinic and register in the system.

SNAP Oklahoma-for those that qualify depending on income and typically $546 a month. Much lower for senior citizens. They mail you a letter about job requirements but do they cut you off after 3 months of having no job? NO.
SNAP TEXAS-Cuts you off of food stamps after no job for 3 months. No warning and they lie out their azz about someone supposedly calling you to help you find a job.

Call to cancel an appointment at the appointment time in rural Oklahoma-late cancelation

Call to cancel an appointment at the appointment time and it’s considered a no show in Texas. Some clinics charge around $50 for a cancelation.

PARKING-rural Oklahoma park in any direction. No ticket,no problem, nobody would even think a thing of it

In Texas you park your vehicle in a direction opposite from everyone else and you get a ticket.

Oklahoma you get neighbors calling over disturbing the peace. Which is understandable.

Texas your neighbors turn you in over stupid things like seeing your dog in your own backyard pooping on your concrete that you have immediately cleaned up.

PUBLIC POOL
Oklahoma-pay a small price and swim as long as you like.

Texas-not allowed in without being registered first and limited time.

LICENSE and STATE I.D.
Oklahoma-one document for citizenship, no appointment just walk on in,pay for it, get your picture taken,get your I.D. and out the door you go

Texas-2 documents of citizenship, 2 documents of residency,make an appointment, bag of chips,hankerchief,nail file,polish remover, toilet paper, a rubber duck…lol good God all the ridiculous requirements 🙄

EACH AND EVERY DAY YOU’RE DROWNING IN CR*P. IF YOU THINK ABOUT MOVING TO TEXAS. TURN AROUND DONT DROWN! TEXAS IS A TRAP!!!

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