Dolfan Denny and Dan Marino spitroasted Corvallus in the parking lot of dolphins stadium after a game in 1995 while a team of VIP jizzleheads crowded around.

Corvallus was wearing hammer pants, a fanny pack filled with poppers and lube and a hypercolor shirt that said NO LOADS REFUSED.

After Dan the Man and Denny the Fan were finished with Corvy the mob of jizzleheads jacked off onto his face (which was painted in Dolphins colors).

Afterwards Corvallus did a hip hop dance while shouting that it was the best day of his life.

–Find this and other tales in the upcoming autobiography of Corvallus Winslow entitled: A GREAZY, SLEAZY LIFE.