The one and only time I met Corvallus Winslow was at Bottoms Up! in Ybor City, one of the grimiest backdoor blowout bars in the country.

He got train spitroasted by the following individuals that night:

Clark Hallisey, Ricky The Dragon Steamboat, Pat Sajak, Cream Gene, Pringles Can Patrice, Andre Dawson, The Prestonian, Phil Hendrie, Ronnie The Limo Driver, Peter North, Jizzle Jim Brush, RC Collins, Neil Rogers, Haystacks Calhoun, Willie T Ribbs, Alfonso Ribiero, Big Herc, Herbert Hartounian, Jim Fouts, Peter Jennings, Kid from Kid N Play, Howard Stein, George Zimmerman, N***** Nuts Nick, Riley Martin and Raffi the children’s singer.

Afterwards he walked up to the bar and said his mouth was dryer than a camel fart and ordered a King Cobra malt liquor.

“Want to see a trick?” He asked.

He then leaned over and proceeded to s*** out probably a gallon of s****.

“I call it the broken soft serve machine” he said.

Great dude though.
Matt Roloff