Opening Scene:
INT. BOY’S BEDROOM. ORLANDO, FL- DAY
“I’m not trading you a Griffey Jr for a Will Clark card ok, so just stop asking! Ugh, I’d really like to get some p****”, Jake said, age 15.
“Me too” Corvallus said, “but have you ever tried a backpussy? I have one.”
“What? What’s a backpussy?” Jake asked.
“Ok so women have cunts up front, right? I was born with a s***** in back. Let me know if you ever want to try it” Corvallus said.
Deep Male Voiceover: By the following week, every boy in the neighborhood was using Corvallus’ backsnatch, sometimes several times per day.
Background music begins playing “Baby O’Riley” by The Who.
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Scene from the upcoming motion picture “Young Corvallus Winslow”
