My first s***** experience was like visiting a comedy club . He was ponding that p**** real good . He had this funny look on his face . Asked him if he was ok ? He replied yes and said he was ready to c** . I replied f*** me real good . Before I knew it he pulled out and squirted on my stomach . All I could say was This isn’t a p*** movie it’s about my first experience . Thanks a lot a** hole .