I don’t live behind La Carreta, I just use their extra parking lot for visitors to the ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE. and they marinate the f*** out of their chops, but wtf eats that there? Ropa vieja, palomilla, vaca frita, roast pork, all that s*** has been marinated in mojo for like 12 hours MY JIZZA!

Plus you are fake Clark all day, that jizzlehead wouldn’t be able to string together two sentences without being offended that there wasn’t a big ol BB Shebeef c*** up his a**.

Ima catch real Clark Hallisey tomorrow at his apt next to Culmer. Gotta head that way for Dose 2, I’ll buy him a street meat Garcia sausage and talk for a minute. After all I gotta watch him eat it lest he try to shove it up his BACKSNATCH

– CORVALLUS HADERACH