i did it! an entire conversation without looking at the teacher’s crotch once. yay! he has beautiful piercing blue eyes and i don’t know why i’ve never noticed before. (because i’ve been preoccupied with his crotch). i wasn’t even able to hold his gaze as long as i should have. stunning. like josh lucas in Sweet Home Alabama when he comes down the staircase and the directors wanted to cut out, but all the lady’s screamed ‘hell no! put the blue eyes back!’ well then. there needs to be a dirty white boy who will make an Only Fans account for inquiring ladies with money to spend. fuk yes, i’m there.