When I cook spaghetti, I like to boil it a few minutes past al dente so the noodles are super slippery.
Hon, I can’t show up at your door. How pathetic am I? I parked by your car, and drew a heart on the window. (Man, that sounds creepy) (I might have dropped my cigar b*** next to your car) Maybe I should just stay away? Do you want to see me?
when i was in school about 10 year old my friend and me used to play in his shed. One day he said shall we take all our clothes off and play n***. At first i was a bit scared but thought why not. We used to do this all the time then one day his dad caught us. ( to be continued)