WTF is up with this website??? Everything is all screwed up and full of nothing but bullshit.

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  • You know that tingly feeling you get on the back of your neck sometimes? I just got that feeling when talking with her. You know I don’t believe in sixth senses, but there is something not right with her. I don’t know how I know, but I just do.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 5:59 pm Reply
  • The waves were crashing on the shore; it was a lovely sight.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:03 pm Reply
  • Mom told me to stay home. She wants to do the shopping so I don’t catch the virus. I couldn’t help but laugh. She is so mom.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:03 pm Reply
  • I’d rather be born as a poop than being born as a “Malaysian”.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:03 pm Reply
  • The young man wanted a role model. He looked long and hard in his youth, but that role model never materialized. His only choice was to embrace all the people in his life he didn’t want to be like.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:04 pm Reply
  • ive never been happy in my entire life….

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:04 pm Reply
  • I dislike heterosexual people.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:04 pm Reply
  • You’re slipping away from me.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:04 pm Reply
  • He turned in the research paper on Friday; otherwise, he would have not passed the class.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:05 pm Reply
  • It was the best sandcastle he had ever seen.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:05 pm Reply
  • What’s the least offensive way for me to tell my husband he smells like he hasn’t showered in 3 weeks and his breath is rancid?

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:05 pm Reply
  • I have apprehension towards people who are fearless of other peoples feces

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:05 pm Reply
  • I blame white people. Blacks are too dumb to be responsible for anything.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:06 pm Reply
  • Weekday afternoons are the worst. Bad things keep happening to people.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:06 pm Reply
  • I masturbated to a Persia Monir video today and ate my own cum. It wasn’t bad, didn’t really taste like anything.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:06 pm Reply
  • if he got married he really cared about her. A plus if he has children. I’m not a side chick. We are done. Have a nice life idiot

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:06 pm Reply
  • I just want to go home.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:07 pm Reply
  • i fell in love with my skate trainer

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:07 pm Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:07 pm Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:07 pm Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:08 pm Reply
  • I rent a room in the home of a married couple and I kinda feel insulted that the husband has never made a pass at me.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:08 pm Reply
  • Nothing is as cautiously cuddly as a pet porcupine.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:08 pm Reply
  • Bitchphobia: Where you act like a son of a bitch everyday. Only white people can get diagnosed.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:08 pm Reply
  • 99.9% this valentine has a dry spell

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:09 pm Reply
  • My sexuality and youth is wasted while my satyr of a crush hoes around the dream

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:09 pm Reply
  • His parents continued to question him. He didn’t know what to say to them since they refused to believe the truth. He explained again and again, and they dismissed his explanation as a figment of his imagination. There was no way that grandpa, who had been dead for five years, could have told him where the treasure had been hidden. Of course, it didn’t help that grandpa was roaring with laughter in the chair next to him as he tried to explain once again how he’d found it.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:09 pm Reply
  • I blame white people.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:09 pm Reply
  • CONDOM IS SIN

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:10 pm Reply
  • Even though he thought the world was flat he didn’t see the irony of wanting to travel around the world.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:10 pm Reply
  • I don’t like abusers of any kind. Abuse will not be tolerated. Not anymore.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:10 pm Reply
  • Forgive all and let go

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:10 pm Reply
  • I want a girl to knee me in the balls and spit/piss on my face.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:11 pm Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:11 pm Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:11 pm Reply
  • Sitting in the sun, away from everyone who had done him harm in the past, he quietly listened to those who roamed by. He felt at peace in the moment, hoping it would last, but knowing the reprieve would soon come to an end. He closed his eyes, the sun beating down on face and he smiled. He smiled for the first time in as long as he could remember.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:11 pm Reply
  • Good morning everyone! Time to find a blade.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:12 pm Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:12 pm Reply
  • He said he was ok with getting married to me after he swore hed never marry again, that means so much

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:12 pm Reply
  • Ohhh my stomach. Oh uhhh. Never eat yogurt after a meal…oh…

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:12 pm Reply
  • You’re good at English when you know the difference between a man eating chicken and a man-eating chicken.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:13 pm Reply
  • I would love to be done with you. To have you out of my head. Every thought of you brings with it a bittersweet sting i am aparently addicted to.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:13 pm Reply
  • I think I am dissociating right now. It’s a bit scary.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:13 pm Reply
  • He was willing to find the depths of the rabbit hole in order to be with her.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:13 pm Reply
  • Mary plays the piano.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:14 pm Reply
  • Don’t step on the broken glass.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:14 pm Reply
  • Just broke up and my ex has already hooked up with someone else. It is very painful

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:14 pm Reply
  • I don’t love u like I used to

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:14 pm Reply
  • For oil spots on the floor, nothing beats parking a motorbike in the lounge.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:15 pm Reply
  • Is the search not working for anybody else?

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:15 pm Reply
  • The day had begun on a bright note. The sun finally peeked through the rain for the first time in a week, and the birds were sinf=ging in its warmth. There was no way to anticipate what was about to happen. It was a worst-case scenario and there was no way out of it.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:15 pm Reply
  • Boomers be mad and upset because times are changing.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:15 pm Reply
  • It was easy to spot her. All you needed to do was look at her socks. They were never a matching pair. One would be green while the other would be blue. One would reach her knee while the other barely touched her ankle. Every other part of her was perfect, but never the socks. They were her micro act of rebellion.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:16 pm Reply
  • It’s VDay, I don’t have a girlfriend. So I bought sexy lingerie and I’m going to shower, shave after work and jerk my dick to an awesome nut.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:16 pm Reply
  • I got my first period today

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:16 pm Reply
  • Sitting at work fantasising about my colleagues hot ass.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:16 pm Reply
  • When transplanting seedlings, candied teapots will make the task easier.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:17 pm Reply
  • This website is full of edgelords and damaged people with a collective IQ of 65.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:17 pm Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:17 pm Reply
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    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:17 pm Reply
  • Hey, babe. I wonder what you’re up to today? I hope you enjoy it. Love you.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:18 pm Reply
  • There were little things that she simply could not stand. The sound of someone tapping their nails on the table. A person chewing with their mouth open. Another human imposing themselves into her space. She couldn’t stand any of these things, but none of them compared to the number one thing she couldn’t stand which topped all of them combined.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:18 pm Reply
  • What if i’ve already been used by the devil to mess with my brethren and or other people as well? Because i couldn’t integrate with others?

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:18 pm Reply
  • There was something beautiful in his hate. It wasn’t the hate itself as it was a disgusting display of racism and intolerance. It was what propelled the hate and the fact that although he had this hate, he didn’t understand where it came from. It was at that moment that she realized that there was hope in changing him.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:18 pm Reply
  • I have decided to take the next step in my sexual desires and only masturbate using my ass!

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:19 pm Reply
  • I purchased a baby clown from the Russian terrorist black market.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:19 pm Reply
  • I love my mother so much.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:19 pm Reply
  • I wish I had a mansion to live for myself. Nobody knows how to be romantic, kind and loyal. This reality sucks

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:20 pm Reply
  • Ultraterrestrials probably think every race is suspicious

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:20 pm Reply
  • When I was little I had a car door slammed shut on my hand and I still remember it quite vividly.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:20 pm Reply
  • Buy bird food for wild birds and leave it in their homes. The less trash animals eat the less pathogenic diseases. Animal Rights are also united to Human Rights.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:20 pm Reply
  • ive had e sex with over 100 people

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:21 pm Reply
  • She wanted rainbow hair. That’s what she told the hairdresser. It should be deep rainbow colors, too. She wasn’t interested in pastel rainbow hair. She wanted it deep and vibrant so there was no doubt that she had done this on purpose.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:21 pm Reply
  • You’re using me for sex. I 100% Guarantee it.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:21 pm Reply
  • Stay the fuck single bitches

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:21 pm Reply
  • I pee in my children’s breakfast when they stay up to late. Threaten me with CPS… I’ll give you all P no cs

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:22 pm Reply
  • I got her pregnant and when she wouldn’t abort, I left her.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:22 pm Reply
  • He was an expert but not in a discipline that anyone could fully appreciate. He knew how to hold the cone just right so that the soft server ice-cream fell into it at the precise angle to form a perfect cone each and every time. It had taken years to perfect and he could now do it without even putting any thought behind it. Nobody seemed to fully understand the beauty of this accomplishment except for the new worker who watched in amazement.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:22 pm Reply
  • It’s only the middle of the day & I already want to harm and/or kill myself. Just need the guts to do it.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:23 pm Reply
  • He’s a passion killer. I swear i will never orgasm the same way after everything.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:23 pm Reply
  • Insomnia again. Cue all the bad memories & not so positive thoughts.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:23 pm Reply
  • My friends don’t like me anymore. I know why but I will not apologize. I need to find another way to make them want to be around me again.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:23 pm Reply
  • With a single flip of the coin, his life changed forever.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:24 pm Reply
  • Balloons are pretty and come in different colors, different shapes, different sizes, and they can even adjust sizes as needed. But don’t make them too big or they might just pop, and then bye-bye balloon. It’ll be gone and lost for the rest of mankind. They can serve a variety of purposes, from decorating to water balloon wars. You just have to use your head to think a little bit about what to do with them.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:24 pm Reply
  • He spiked his hair green to support his iguana.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:24 pm Reply
  • I want to be spanked by an older woman.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:24 pm Reply
  • Had a text argument with my dad. Lord help me. Facepalm meme.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:25 pm Reply
  • Give me more than 10,000 likes, come on. Let’s say no to racism, homophobia and sexism.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:25 pm Reply
  • The lone lamp post of the one-street town flickered, not quite dead but definitely on its way out. Suitcase by her side, she paid no heed to the light, the street or the town. A car was coming down the street and with her arm outstretched and thumb in the air, she had a plan.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:25 pm Reply
  • Looking for a cute girl who is willing to shit all over my sack.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:25 pm Reply
  • White melt down! Kicking and screaming for a woman that stopped loving you. Sad I wish Africa was here everyday to make you puff up with insecurities.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:26 pm Reply
  • Mxr plays on YouTube is a fucking horrible thing, yeah.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:26 pm Reply
  • who is this woman that got pregnant with my twin flame? she must have done something really bad in a past life. My twin is an idiot

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:26 pm Reply
  • Remember the golden rule. Treat others as how you wanted to be treated.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:26 pm Reply
  • I’ll try to call you next week maybe we can work something out every once in a while we can still chat

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:27 pm Reply
  • Debbie put her hand into the hole, sliding her hand down as far as her arm could reach. She wiggled her fingers hoping to touch something, but all she felt was air. She shifted the weight of her body to try and reach an inch or two more down the hole. Her fingers still touched nothing but air.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:27 pm Reply
  • I think I did have a little crush, sorry.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:27 pm Reply
  • I recollect that my first exploit in squirrel-shooting was in a grove of tall walnut-trees that shades one side of the valley. I had wandered into it at noontime, when all nature is peculiarly quiet, and was startled by the roar of my own gun, as it broke the Sabbath stillness around and was prolonged and reverberated by the angry echoes.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:27 pm Reply
  • There’s a reason that roses have thorns.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:28 pm Reply
  • Crazy dumb dumbs on this website man. For real.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:28 pm Reply
  • Why are you acting weird? I never did anything to you or say anything. You act like I sinned against you. Anyway thank you for the assistance.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:28 pm Reply
  • Il5l take Logan Marshall-Green in the front & Tom Hardy in back please, thank you.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:28 pm Reply
  • I love the feeling of being able to sleep in when you have a day off work

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:29 pm Reply
  • I feel very irritable.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:29 pm Reply
  • If a Girl says She will Text you back 95% chance she Won’t

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:29 pm Reply
  • Pair your designer cowboy hat with scuba gear for a memorable occasion.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:29 pm Reply
  • Sometimes it is better to just walk away from things and go back to them later when you’re in a better frame of mind.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:30 pm Reply
  • nobody loves me to say they care on a season like this

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:30 pm Reply
  • The day has barely begun & I’m already entertaining thoughts of harming myself.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:30 pm Reply
  • The pigs were insulted that they were named hamburgers.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:30 pm Reply
  • Joyce enjoyed eating pancakes with ketchup.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:31 pm Reply
  • Last nigt i took 8 shots of mouthwash got really drunk and threw up all over my carpet

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:31 pm Reply
  • so sad to know that the Chinese doctor that raised awareness on the coronavirus died. Rest in peace Dr. Li. Bye angel

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:31 pm Reply
  • Around blacks…NEVER relax

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:31 pm Reply
  • Faster that trump comment really hurt huh.. get the sickness if it ain’t so bad chicken shit!

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:32 pm Reply
  • Grieving two Women named Amy.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:32 pm Reply
  • Shut up blackie! Your homasexual!

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:32 pm Reply
  • Josh had spent year and year accumulating the information. He knew it inside out and if there was ever anyone looking for an expert in the field, Josh would be the one to call. The problem was that there was nobody interested in the information besides him and he knew it. Years of information painstakingly memorized and sorted with not a sole giving even an ounce of interest in the topic.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:32 pm Reply
  • Bill ran from the giraffe toward the dolphin.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:33 pm Reply
  • I can’t wait for the day I quit my minimum wage job and move on to a much, much better job in the future. Time to finish school. I got this.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:33 pm Reply
  • I truly wish that some force will come and kill me to take me away from this miserable and toxic relationship.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:33 pm Reply
  • Halima Aden needs a balls deep pump.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:33 pm Reply
  • If that botter is hacker are we in danger using the site?

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:34 pm Reply
  • i’m sorry i exist and that God had to create me and has to put up with my bullshit.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:34 pm Reply
  • He goes on with his life as normal. Does he ever think of me? Did I ever mean anything to him?

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:34 pm Reply
  • I wish the doctor gave me the giant piece of earwax he just removed. It’s and it’s impressive!

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:34 pm Reply
  • I fantasize about my girlfriend getting really slutty on camera, uploading the video online, and hearing all the dirty things that will be said about her.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:35 pm Reply
  • Never get a boyfriend or a girlfriend.. trust me and stay single for as long as you’ll like please.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:35 pm Reply
  • Keep talking to yourself dumbass.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:35 pm Reply
  • Here’s the thing. She doesn’t have anything to prove, but she is going to anyway. That’s just her character. She knows she doesn’t have to, but she still will just to show you that she can. Doubt her more and she’ll prove she can again. We all already know this and you will too.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:36 pm Reply
  • I’m so in love with my guide and he’s not human like me

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:36 pm Reply
  • Enjoying my date with the blank spot on the wall w/sharp objects nearby.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:36 pm Reply
  • Colors bounced around in her head. They mixed and threaded themselves together. Even colors that had no business being together. They were all one, yet distinctly separate at the same time. How was she going to explain this to the others?

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:36 pm Reply
  • the holocaust was faked

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:37 pm Reply
  • Some bathing suits just shouldn’t be worn by some people.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:37 pm Reply
  • Behind the window was a reflection that only instilled fear.

    Anonymous March 15, 2020 6:37 pm Reply

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