My name is Preston Manzy I live in Alabama and there’s a few things I don’t like:

White people
Spending money
Not getting my n***** c*** sucked by a white f*****
Leaving tips
Condoms
Paying the light bill
Not f****** t********** assholes

Awhile ago I went into this restaurant and ordered some food. It was really good but once I was almost finished I suddenly got a real serious look on my face and said to the waiter “this food is revolting, I’m not paying a dime for it!”

This smart a** says to me “sir but you nearly finished it”

“Well I was hungry, I need to fill my damn belly!”

I didn’t like this f***** waiter so just then I said “lean in here boy I’m gonna tell you something”

He leans in and I said “I ain’t paying for this meal and if you want a $10 tip and don’t want me to tell your boss you called me a cheap n***** you best be meeting me behind the restuaurant to drain my balls boy”

He looked shocked about this then said ok ok I will.

He starts sucking me off and it felt good and all but then I said “boy I want dat a**”, he said “im not in the mood and I don’t have a condom” I said f*** your mood and I don’t use condoms. Yanked his pants down, stick my d*** up his a****** and pump fast about 25 times before I lost my nut in his a**.

I then went back into the restaurant finished my meal and only left $3 tip instead of $10!

F*** you cracker, fill my belly, drain my balls and don’t ask me for s***!