Starting earlier today, every time I beat off the c** is going into an aluminum sports bottle which is being stored in my fridge. At the end of the month, I’m going to run hot water over the bottle for a couple of minutes, lie in my bathtub, and dump the c** into my mouth from six inches up. What actually goes in my mouth, I’ll eat, but most of it is going on my face, in my hair, etc.
