In 2004, a little boy named Jimmy was sleeping in his bed. He then woke up and walked in front of his laundry room and spotted a glass antique doll with

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In 2004, a little boy named Jimmy was sleeping in his bed. He then woke up and walked in front of his laundry room and spotted a glass antique doll with blond hair on the laundry room window ledge. He glared at the doll and screamed, “W****! S***! The sandwich that never knew bread!” Jimmy immediately regretted his decision as the doll glared at him and jumped off the window ledge. Jimmy ran outside faster than he thought possible and shut the front door behind him, leaving the doll trapped in the living room.

However, once he ran off of his porch, his clothing vanished and he was sucked a**-first into the sky at the speed of light. Once he reached space, his naked a** crashed through the floor in his living room. His a** was sticking out of the floor in his living room whilst the rest of his body was trapped underneath his house. He couldn’t even move a single cheek!

Then, his vision somehow transported into his living room, and he became a mere perspective. It was as if he was looking at himself through a security camera. He saw the doll slowly approach his a**, put its head on his a******, and then scream, “Your scourning parading, matched! No more truly will away!” Immediately afterwards, the doll let loose a high-pitched screech that sounded like the scream of a little girl. This act inflicted extreme amounts of tickle upon Jimmy’s a**!

Now that you have read even a single word of this, the same glass antique doll will s*** you up into space, crash your a** into the living room, and inflict extreme amounts of tickle upon your a**! To avoid this, post this whole post on 3 different websites, or there will be no truly will away for you!

Yestuhday i sayes

Ize been talkin ta a b** waman on da Tinduh when dis big buck toothed duck lipped n**** came along and stole hur.

Evuwhy time i check it says dey be misgegnatin 2 miles away!!!

So ize gunnah goes an ize gunna mark on muh map from 3 diffurunt locations where da devuls workshop iz….

An ize gunna draw dem lines in uh radius. No more shall ize be sendun send me du location in vain. Tanight ize gunna go out an explore da naggers skull wit muh knife and huld hur treachery uccountable!!

Muh mind Muh Heart And Muh Sul be hatin. On dem blacks. Evuwhy night i goes ta sleep and he shows up…. Der nager. He screams

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NO LUNGUH SHALL HE TORMUNT MUH SLEEP!!!!

YANITE INCULLW YAHNITE!!!

-Creative writing exercise brought to you by Nagerzman

And tuday ize reputz dat mission succezzfil. Deze bes sleppun in a well tanite. 2 differunt wellz deze nevuh be togethuh.

I am a were donkey. I transform into one on the full moon but it’s a little hard to walk straight with this big floppy donkey d*** getting in the way.

I usually j******* on people’s lawns and mail boxes

I am an black woman with a deep dark secret. I’m actually a were-panther. When I transform I look like a humanoid panther with a huge bouncing black a** just like in human form.

I’m in heat tonight so I think there’s going to be a g******** in the woods with the local werewolves.

22 yr old female here with a weird problem I wouldn’t admit to anybody irl. So I woke up last night in some kind of adrenaline shock. It was like my whole body just reacted and catapulted me out of bed. I transformed into a werewolf on the spot and my p**** became wetter and more furious than any tropical storm.

I ran all the way to my crush’s house and hit the door a** first. I started twerking straight through it and then shoved my werewolf p**** in his face with the door frame still lodged around my wide birthing hips.

We must have fucked for ten hours straight. Is all this normal?

I want to become a werewolf and fight for dominance with another one, eventually losing and getting raped by him.

Corvallus is live and well at the OIA.

I was dominated by a giant alpha male werewolf last night. He jumped out of the woods and stuck his giant fifteen inch angrily erect c*** directly in my face. I had to back down because of how big and powerful he was.

He let me live in exchange for sucking his giant member. I got a lifetime supply of protein in one night.

Come by and you can get one to!!

Same here mate!!!
Imagine being a werewolf. A perfect marriage of strength and primal rage. None of the lies society has built in, just an honest, hedonistic and powerful creature, oozing with s***** potency. Think about not having to be human ever again. Your body contorts and stretches as your bones and muscles expand, your fangs grow painfully, and when you’ve made the change, you are a pure beast, with your sharp teeth and glistening c*** in the moonlight. Raw power and rippling muscles. Hunt whatever you want to and f*** whenever you want to. Sharp claws to tear through anything in your way and a massive d*** to keep your hunger satisfied

I want to screw a woman or a man while I transform into a werewolf as we listen to Amon Amarth’s album “Once Sent From the Golden Hall” in its entirety

When I was thirteen, I legitimately thought that I was a werewolf. I feel only mortification and resentment towards that dark time of my life. I hate my thirteen year old self so much that when I found the diary that I kept at that time, I shredded it and then burned it, all the while cursing myself and the ludicrous impression I left of myself to others. It’s been two years, and I cant look at the people I’ve told in the eyes anymore without getting flashbacks that get me into a self-wasting rage. What’s weird is that I still like the idea of a werewolf, and I LARP and roleplay with werewolf characters, but that doesn’t upset me at all. It’s just the knowledge that I actually thought that at midnight on my fourteenth birthday, I would turn into a wolfish humanoid, and the fact that I told several people that I was a werewolf, that makes me want to tear out my hair.

I love the idea of a s*** creature like a symbiote encasing me in goo. I also love the idea of transforming into a large, muscular werewolf and then getting encased in goo…

So I (Female, 12 yrs. old), went into my principles office. He appeared to be very happy and charming at first but when we got into his office he said, “Susanne, we need to talk about something”. Then, I said, “Alright. Let’s talk”.

After I said this, he sort of frowned at his computer screen and said “hold up a minute”. He got up and walked out of the office and said WHAT IN THE?

Thats when I heard the screaming. It was absolutely horrifying.

This man in a bear suit was running around screaming

Hi kids! I’m P*******!
The Pedestrian bear!
See me walk?
I’m a Running Bear!!

I’M-MARCHING-DETERMINED!!!!
(He said this in rapid pace, like a.
lolipop cheerleading squad)

WHHHHHHEEEERRRRREEEEE AM I GOING?

TO-YOUR-SCHOOL-RIGHT-NOW!!!!!

YAY PEDY-BEAR!!!!!

He was in a white dress and he was holding it in his outstretched arms. You could see bombs and there was a turban on his head.

He had a isis flag draped over his shoulders and bin laden approves was written on his shirt.

He ran right at me and there was a bulge in his pants that was quickly forming.

But then he saw this retard and ran at him screaming
NNNNAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEERRRRRR!!!

And he blew himself up.

This happened in the morning. Its almost dinner now where I am and he had a dark web site where he said he was going to

Get 72 Lolis, Inshallah.

And he pledged himself to Allah.

I wish I was one of them.

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I am n*****. I am invisible

New Confession

While visiting my sis in law i went to the bathroom, as i sat taking a s*** i saw the laundry basket was open, there were my nieces p******, i picked them out, smelled them, pissy damp on these disney p******,,,, i imagined my niece after school masterbating her junior p**** no hair and shot my load all into them, a knock and i tossed them back in the basket. i said hangon, flushed sprayed and opened door. it was my niece. your all red, i walked out she went in, 2 minutes later walking out looking at me then went in her room, closing the door, she had ther p****** in her hand

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So I transitioned from a Little Girl to a Woman underneath my mid teen brother while our parents were out at a wedding.
He and I physically engaged with each other about five times during just a bit over a year. We had one close call with getting caught but our parents never found out how active we were. We are both married & neither of our spouses know anything about our history and I intend to keep it that was. He and I never bring it up but I just know that he remembers it as much as I do. So we got away with it.