I would like to raise awareness about the dangers of suicide. It often goes horribly wrong. I had been depressed for days and all I could do is weep. I

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I would like to raise awareness about the dangers of suicide. It often goes horribly wrong. I had been depressed for days and all I could do is weep. I wept and wept and wept. I tried to hang myself at the side of a bridge but the rope broke and I fell straight down. I landed a**-first in a bicycle with no seat! The bar went up my a** at high speed! Ouch! An ambulance took me to emergency to have the bike removed from my r*****. I learned a very valuable lesson. What is that lesson? The lesson is simply this: Homeless people STEAL BICYCLES. Where do homeless people stash the stolen bikes? Under bridges. One mystery still remains…why do homeless people ride bikes without seats?

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While visiting my sis in law i went to the bathroom, as i sat taking a s*** i saw the laundry basket was open, there were my nieces p******, i picked them out, smelled them, pissy damp on these disney p******,,,, i imagined my niece after school masterbating her junior p**** no hair and shot my load all into them, a knock and i tossed them back in the basket. i said hangon, flushed sprayed and opened door. it was my niece. your all red, i walked out she went in, 2 minutes later walking out looking at me then went in her room, closing the door, she had ther p****** in her hand

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So I transitioned from a Little Girl to a Woman underneath my mid teen brother while our parents were out at a wedding.
He and I physically engaged with each other about five times during just a bit over a year. We had one close call with getting caught but our parents never found out how active we were. We are both married & neither of our spouses know anything about our history and I intend to keep it that was. He and I never bring it up but I just know that he remembers it as much as I do. So we got away with it.