Once I tried to kill myself because I was fed up with life. I swallowed a whole bottle of pills and washed it down with a bottle of wine. I laid down on the bed and waited for the inevitable. Obviously I didn’t die but I will tell you what happened. My erection became unimaginably intense. I had mistakenly swallowed an entire bottle of V***** (which belonged to my roommate). I had to go to the emergency room because I was afraid of having a heart attack. I spent two nights at the hospital with my all-night ultra intense erection. I masturbated about fourty times. I learned a lesson. If you’re going to swallow pills, READ THE LABEL!
