I’m having some issues training my dog. I let him f*** me once or twice, and now he wants it on HIS schedule, which is basically any time of day or night. I try to use it as a reward for good behaviour, but then he wakes me up whining at four in the morning and I get to either get him off or lay there and listen to him whine for a couple of hours. When I get home from work, he all but r**** me the minute I get in the door, and I can’t have company over because it’d become painfully obvious what he fully expects when he wants it. And since I do love getting pounded, it gets harder and harder to tell him no. Help?
- 5 years ago
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You’re his sex slave now and exist to feed and pleasure him sexually. Stop complaining and get on all fours you dog fucking faggot.
A- I would rather be able to have company over occasionally, b- what makes you think I’m a guy?
By the way, you’re so fucking full of shit.
I could say the sky is blue and get people saying that. And IF it’s bullshit, why do you care?
Do you lick the shit off your dog’s cock when he’s done fucking your ass?
Once or twice. I’ve had worse cocks in my mouth, honestly.
Fake as 💩 cake.
Just to let you know, letting dogs fuck you makes them aggressive. The vet may have him euthanized for it.
The vet doesn’t have to find out. There’s two people on earth who know him and I fuck, and one of them has four legs and a tail. Outside of the 2-3 times a day he wants sex, and I’m trying to guide that into some kind of regular schedule so I can plan for it, he’s the gentleman he was when I got him, so the vet giving him a checkup won’t leave him pulling back a bloody stump.
My mom’s dog never got aggressive with me. Hang around me all the time knowing I would be sucking his cock as every chance I got, yes. Dumbest dog ever though. Getting him on and in me was a fucking challenge though. Only dog I ever saw that could not figure out how to fuck without doing 90% of the work myself.