Our first time having s** sucked, because the condom didn’t fit and we had no idea what to do.
L.G., I love you and miss you.
At my bachelor party late in the night, getting a one on one dance from a tall willowy black girl, she stuck her bare rear in my face, looked back with a mischievous smile, and said, “so you’re here to kiss all other as* goodbye?” So I did kiss it- had Ana*ingus with the stripper right then and there, nobody else ever knew
