I just discovered that I have the power to move objects with my mind. I’m not talking about bending spoons here… I can literally flip cars over. I’m terrified that someone will find out and report me to the FBI or the CIA or something. This kind of b******* is only supposed to happen in the movies. What the f*** am I supposed to do!?
All Comments
Stop taking drugs and calm the fuck down would be your best option second only to jumping off something tall and seeing if you have the power of flight
Edgii meem.. mi laick
Genius.
No you can’t
What you should do? Hmu. That’s what. Where you at?
Run for congress on the Flipping Cars Using Only My Brain platform……i’d vote for you ……but then….i’d also vote for a chihuahua with a head of cabbage as a running mate…… as a write in.
I like your style
Use your mind powers to get the plunger out of your ass
If you could flip a car over, people would see you do it and report you to the CIA/FBI anyway.
They’re probably already arranging an “accident” for you. 😀