This is more than just low fat milk, it’s high C*um. -The creepy old milk man.
Today was my last day of work as a mall Easter Bunny until Christmas, so I had a productive day at work. I beat up the mall manager Ken, squeezed the t I t s of his wife. Went through 82 cans of beer in April at work. And had a b0ner all day today -Mall Santa FML.
I want to marry the b*** witch from twelve forever, I know I can’t marry a fictional character, but I can’t help myself, dat a**
