I f****** have a crush on Alma from Alma’s Way!
Sitting on the back porch in a thong and braa, drinking wine. So f’ing hot today.
I want all the women at Fiserv to take turns slapping my face really hard while they tell me what an ugly perrvert I am. I want them to tell me how they would never look at me as a romantic partner in a million years and then see them kissing their boyfriends while I remain sidelined. I love being humiliated with the truth, it’s just so hot.
