I really want to have s** with my wife’s mother. She wants some really bad and I’d love to give it to her.
I’m wearing a leather vest and Old Spice cologne and I’m heading to visit Corvallus Bronson Winslow III’s turkish bathhouse and all you can eat waffle buffet.
People who shoot off illegal fireworks should be shot and k1lled on sight. A reward shall be given per body.
