when i was a kid i’d pretend to be a guy on games so girls would have a crush on me. now i have realised i am gay
Jump in my Camaro b*tch, hop on my d*ck n imma do a burnout hoe. -Tread dickless aka d*** treadless
I was this close🤏 To cutting all your hair off💇♀️ And tattooing dicks all over you🙈 While you slept🤷♂️ Kylie from Scotland you bald b****☺️ -Electronic Shaver.
