So. Like many people I have a kink. Don’t worry, it’s a harmless thing. No animals or children involved, I’ve at least been spared that kind of mental sickness. But it is an oddly specific kink. As it turns out, I’m into robots. Specifically, vaguely humanoid, sentient AIs. No androids, no “human mind uploaded on a synthetic body” thing (those are actually kind of a turn-off). No Megaman, no Connor from Detroit Become Human. Nope. Nah, that would’ve made too much sense. My stupid a** brain is actually into stuff like V1 from ULTRAKILL, or the npcs from Stray, or even better, Fl4k from Borderlands 3. GOD that is right up my alley. Oh, and I wish I could say something like “it’s not a s***** ting, though, I just think they’re neat!” Nope. Nuh-huh. I wish they had dicks and I wish I could be fucked silly by them, goddammit. I have no idea why I’m like this, and it’s a frustrating thing because not only my kink is literally impossible, unfeasible and unobtainable, there is not even much p*** about it to get off to! I swear I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy.