i really want a painless death or be immortal.

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1st annual
Home Depot FRIDAY FITE NITE
Presented by the Home Depot, Dewalt Tools, and Milwaukee Tools.

Come see 👀
-Sanjay vs Mike in a forklift match!
-David vs Luca in a hammer match!
-Monica vs Grace in a fist fight!
-Daud vs Sammy in a slacker match!
-Amo vs Can in a chainsaw match!
-Winner takes on tyler the lot associate in a battle royale with tables, ladders and chairs 💺

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