Aphrodite was the ancient Greek goddess of love. When she was together with her lover Ares, the whole planet earth shook with pleasure. When she was in a good mood, she’d make people forget about reason and give in to their deepest desires. Woods and parks were full of h**** couples, and doves and sparrows – her symbolic animals – were flying everywhere. Either in the city, or at a fair in the village. Aphrodite liked to play matchmaker.

However, there was a problem. When she once went too far with her mischief, the Olympian gods, led by Zeus, decided to banish Ares to Hades (the underworld) as punishment for Aphrodite’s excessively lascivious behavior. She was a bit of a nymphomaniac, after all. When her partner disappeared, the goddess was inconsolable. Fortunately, Luna and Edward helped bring Ares back to his sweetheart. Then everything was fine, and people on Earth fornicated among themselves, and even in groups. Luna and Edward watched the orgies taking place in public. We leave it up to the readers to judge how moral and smart their move was to bring the god of war back into the arms of the goddess of love.