Don't worry Democrats. We have experienced a "glitch" (wink, wink) in Fairfax County for the Virginia Governor's race. Gee we won't be able to report the

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Don’t worry Democrats. We have experienced a “glitch” (wink, wink) in Fairfax County for the Virginia Governor’s race. Gee we won’t be able to report the vote until AFTER all the other counties have reported. That way we will be able to determine how many votes we must falsify for our Democrat to “pull ahead” at the last minute and WIN!

New Confession

I f****** hate living i can’t bare living like this for a day longer yet I am. My MASSIVE A** balding forehead , small loser d*** and ugly long a** disgusting looking face. I just hate looking the way i will never having any meaning relationship with the opposite my entire life and even if i let’s be honest it would get over faster than it started after she finds out about my disgustingly small d***

i blame my parents for giving birth to me it’s literally a crime living like me I’m a subhuman almost a monster looking idiot. I’m below average intelligence literally my existance serves no purpose

been contemplating to do the deed for a while now my life is pointless anyway how does it matter if i exist or not to anyone at all

Related Confessions

I had a kissing affair with my first cousin “Tanya”. We kissed, toplessly kissed, helped each other achieve o*****, held hands linked arms and put our arms around each other.

Though we didn’t do anything s*****, I keep thinking how hot it would have been to do so, such as taking a shower with her or being in the jacuzzi with her. Oh my God that would have been hot.