I was in Miami helping my grandma move some things out of storage and I saw Darryl Sheets and Dave Hester, those two meatheads from Storage Wars (‘the wow factor’ and ‘yuuuup’ guy). I saw them doing something excitedly so I went over to get a closer look and they were spitroasting Corvallus.

“This backsnatch really has the wow factor, I think this is a 50 dollar bill right here” Darryl said.

“YUUUUUUP!” Dave Hester said as he continued thrusting into the a*** of Corvallus.