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SPONSORED: QAnon announces its next seminar in anger enhancement! This year’s theme: What should our maximum IQ level be for admittance? Register now! Fun-filled Workshops have been added to guarantee you leave purple with rage! Session 3: What kind of insurrection shouting stirs up more bile: like a chimpanzee, or like a helpless wuss waking up from a nightmare? Find out! The keynote speech is “Celebrating Our Success: Our beards are bigger than hipster and Harley beards combined!” Sting will sing about being de-funded. Popular breakouts include Flag-twerking, child choke holds, nostalgic lynching, and marketing bodily excretions from Trump fetishes. Learn fron Trump himself about self-pity, how to be a victim, and inward self-deprecation! Guiliani will host one-on-ones on how he does not use s** lube because he is already slippery. Course surveys to be filled out by sledge hammer. The opposing factions, IQAnon and LGBTQAnon are expected to contain the symposium by roasting the flanks.

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