My fantasy is a basketball team from an inner city enters my house, angry at me for being a white racist. They each take turns on my enchanted end, treating my sissysuitcase like they would a rental house. To calm them down i call them all a lot of dirty loud rowdy negros. This backfires. They begin pounding and slapping harder.

As Cornelius enters my sissy sensation he shouts “DAMN THIS WHITE RACIST HAS A BODACIOUS BACKSNATCH!” After he nuts he says “Corvallus is no longer a racist, he is now an honorary black man and may say the N word whenever he likes”.

“Thanks N*****!” I say as the crowd laughs and claps. “who’s got next?” I shout as I point at my randy rear end.

Keep it greazy sleazy and eazy,

Corvallus B Winslow III