I wish she'd stop texting me. I've changed my number twice, theirs only about five women I'd sleep with. She's not even close.

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I wish she’d stop texting me. I’ve changed my number twice, theirs only about five women I’d sleep with. She’s not even close.

theres a Jetstream of bullshitt coming out of your mouth.

larry david aka curb your enthusiasm

I wish I got pregnant by someone other than my fiancé.

This is one of my latest fantasies, including ɪɴᴄᴇsᴛ with my (non-existent) brother.