If you’ve ever seen Ferngully, the scene where Hexxus is first freed. An evil creature too harmless to do much yet, but too slippery and smart to be caught,so it starts to secretly creep around, oozing it’s way into right where it wants to be, the whole time just giggling quietly to itself in a tiny little voice.

I want that, but with a little doll sized girl. Like, I would be aware of her, but not be able to catch her, and she’d be too small and weak to really harm me, but she’d know exactly how to gain all the power she wanted if I couldn’t keep her away from it. She wouldn’t ever talk, just constantly pulsate with evil laughter, slipping easily between my fingers, oozing out from under bowls or cups I try to trap her inside of, sneakily taking small items she can use to escape or grow stronger, absolutely determined to slip away from my control so she can find a way to make herself actually dangerous.

Yeah, well aware of what a mental case I sound like– but this would just be so f*****’ HOT!