Be mean to me it feeds my ego. I'm a stuffed little piggy that can't tell when the jokes on me. My wife sure could though put me on blast.. now she's

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Be mean to me it feeds my ego. I’m a stuffed little piggy that can’t tell when the jokes on me. My wife sure could though put me on blast.. now she’s f****** n****** stupid c***. I’m sorry i love you & you’re skin let me wear it around the house im not supposed to be in.. call me a fat babe tell me to get my balls cut off🖕🏻🤡 i wish my pp was gone too.. maybe if i try to put everyone under the bus for with my computer skills you’ll take me back too fill my moosey🍆🙊🙉🙈

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I don’t like goodbyes with people I like, I sometimes I just skip it. Often in these scenarios, I just cancel the last meeting we’re supposed to have and say I’m ill. That way the last time I saw them isn’t sad because we thought we had one more meeting before parting ways and we don’t need to say farewell.

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