I have an i***** kink. But it’s a really weird kind of i***** kink; I don’t get off to p*** where the plot is that they’re related, or thoughts of f****** relatives, or anything— I get off to looking at family tree diagrams that tell a horribly incestuous story, and imagining the fucked up conceptions of some of the children. I have bust more than one nut to the Habsburg family tree. Am I completely alone in this, or is there someone else as weird as me?