You’re my boss and I’ve had a crush on you since I laid eyes on you. I’ve been fighting it for well over a year but I just can’t help but to think about you nonstop. At the beginning it was like my whole world would stop in your presence. I couldn’t even think straight and my head would spin when I was around you. It’s gotten better because I know better than to pursue anything with you. I know you would never go there with me because you are very well-respected, logical, have a really cute girlfriend and don’t need me. I have my life too but I’ve been in a one-sided affair with you and fantasize about you. You are so f****** hot. You just are. Some people have a natural magnetism about them and you do, especially with me. But I’m trying to get over wanting anything. I’ve even considered quitting. I’ve discussed this with my recruiter numerous times and he knows you as “bosscrush.” Ugh. Either f*** me or tell me you hate me. I need my mind to shut up.